ted Season 2

ted: Season 2

8 episodes · 2026

It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).

Episodes

  1. 34 min 1. Talk Dirty to Me05/03/2026 John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
  2. 34 min 2. Mrs. Robicheck05/03/2026 Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
  3. 31 min 3. Dungeons & Dealers05/03/2026 John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
  4. 37 min 4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com05/03/2026 Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
  5. 33 min 5. The Sword in the Stoned05/03/2026 John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
  6. 32 min 6. Roe v. Weed05/03/2026 Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
  7. 33 min 7. Susan Is the New Black05/03/2026 Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
  8. 33 min 8. Fraudcast News05/03/2026 John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.